I made a website last year. I didn’t use one of those easy step-by-step website builders that help you out with everything, no. I went out and bought the adobe dreamweaver and made the site the hard way.
I have many talents…..
I eventually got bored with it and forgot about it until a couple days ago. Today I revived it once again.
So I stayed home all day dusting off this website so I can slap it back on the internet for all to see.
What is this website you ask? You’re all going to think I’m crazy. It’s about remote healing – distant healing. Basically I’ll be saying prayers for people.
I really didn’t want to be stuck at home doing this today, but nobody wanted to hang out. Today is a precursor of my dreaded birthday. I must be on the other side of the planet for when my birthday comes – for survival purposes at least. I intend on holing myself up in a cave for the day like it’s the day before Y2K. I’ll go Korean cave spelunking.
Kim Jong-il has a cave where he hides all his treasured gifts (bribes?) from people and whoever goes near his cave gets shot on sight. Maybe I should try my luck at his cave?
Seoul looks to be close to the border. Kimmie’s cave wouldn’t be too far away.
Either way I doubt they celebrate V-day over there so I’ll be happy in either the North or South. They’re way too smart to fall for a stupid hallmark day about love (finger in throat).
It’s 10:18 pm. I stayed home all day, and now I’m supposed to lay in bed again to sleep….again? I’m bored as hell. I’m in one of my moods where I feel like everyone hates me. It’s not too far from the truth – I live with two people who hate me on a daily basis.
I’m drinking one of my dad’s beers and eating a pomegranate. I’m dulling my senses, but being healthy at the same time. Not to mention all that great fiber!
I should watch tv or something. I’m depressing myself. My ears feel blocked because it’s too quiet in here.
My dad really liked Spartacus. He said I was right about it being graphic, sexual and brutal, but he wants to see more of it. He’s looking forward to when the next netflix arrives. I will NOT watch it with him.
Oh and here’s the website I made in case you want to check it out: http://www.spiritualremotehealing.com/
You don’t have to read the whole thing. I only read it again because I forgot what I wrote.
My next website will be a porn site. There’s money to be made in porn. I wonder if they have a Creating porn sites for Dummies’ book?