No porn, no glory

I’ve lost all desire to surf the net for porn.  It’s sad really.  I used to look forward to it as a fun, relaxing pastime, but now I seen too much and lost my taste for it.  It has lost all appeal.  People are gross.  I don’t want to talk about it.

I’m a woman of 30, in her sexual prime – husbandless – and now devoid of her once most enjoyable hobby.  Is this a dangerous combination?  A dangerous combination for a massage therapist?

I have a client who’s been in to see me twice a week for the entire month of December.  My coworkers joke about him being in love with me.  Am I subconsciously sloughing off repressed sexual, built-up energy?  Am I a ticking time-bomb that’s going to explode into a ravenous sex rampage?  Will I be more horny than a three peckered billy goat? 

Okay, lets everyone calm down.  There has to be a logical way around this. 

Oh man I have to leave for work.  More on this if I get an hour break.

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6 responses to “No porn, no glory

  1. Steph

    I’m not sure whether or not I’m disturbed by this post or not surprised LOL

  2. RJ

    Hi – Love reading your blog. This entry is hilarious. Agree some nasty stuff out there, just stay away from it and enjoy the true erotica if you can.

    • I’ve been porn deprived for months now, but I know from experience that on some steamy nights alone with myself, it’s incredibly hard to resist touching myself. But if I wait long enough, the actual act of me doing it will be so quick that it’s like it never happend. It’s the five second rule. If it doesn’t last more than five seconds, it never happend. I’m sticking to that. And also on those nights, all I have to do is look at a picture of a naked guy, and I’m happy.

      • RJ

        Well, you get to see naked guys all the time in your line of work, don’t you? You must go crazy sometimes.

      • It’s different when it comes to massage. The clients are always covered up, and I usually consider it to be more work than it is fun, but sometimes when I massage a cute guys little rump, it makes me smile, thats all, just smile.

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