Ummm…..okay, can someone please tell me why I seen three cars this week with balls hanging off of them? It seems that guys like scrotums more than women ( I personally don’t care for them). But why is this? Girls don’t hang boobs off of their vehicles. We may exhibit a Georgia Okeefe painting, but we don’t display vagina accessories on the backs of our vehicles. I don’t get men.
My ex-boyfriend is someone who would hang balls off his truck. That could be his birthday present. It was his birthday party today and I didn’t go. I texted him:
Happy birthday love muffin
and he texted me:
Thanks puddin cake! See yas later?
And I never responded. I’m such a shit. I know I am, you don’t have to tell me. I forgot okay? I’ll text him tomorrow.