My day thus far

Bob and I just gave a lesbian couple a massage in the couple’s room and now they followed me here to Starbucks.  What should I do?  Smile and nod?  Yes, I will smile and nod.  I hate running into clients outside of work.  It’s especially awkward when I don’t know them very well.

“Hi, I just rubbed you down.  Nice to finally see you with clothes on.”

I had to get gas again today.  It’s not my favorite activity.  Luckily no one noticed my insane fire hazard drip.

When I was pulling into the plaza I work in, there was a cheerful lady walking with a jovial fellow who thought he knew me.  I pull into a parking spot and continued to puff on the last of my cigarette in peace, when he came up to my window and asked,

“Do you recognize me?”

Damn, is he a client?  What am I, a celebrity massage therapist?

Me – “Umm….”

Him – “I sold you this car.”

Me – “Oh, no sorry, I got this from an old lady.  It’s a great little car, though.”

Him – “Wow, I sold a car just like this one to a girl who looks just like you!”

Me – “Yeah, it was definitely an old lady.”

I have a crazy recognizable face.  Some people can be so sure they know me from somewhere, or at least know one of my relatives, that they refuse to believe I’m just some random stranger.  And at that point I say, “Oh yeah, now I remember you!  How can I forget.”

My uncle Marty and aunt Linda swore they saw my doppelgänger on some remote Caribbean island.

Aunt Linda – “We thought it was you!  We were so confused.  She had darker skin, but we thought you just got a tan.”

Anyway, it’s remarkable how many time’s strangers come up to me smiling away and saying, “How have you been?”

I have yet to meet someone who reminds me of myself.  Kristina say’s I remind her of her boyfriend, but I don’t think that counts.  And I don’t look or act like a guy, at least I hope not.

I just used the restroom.  I look horrible.  I’m all disheveled and unkempt.  I barely slept last night because I played stupid bejeweled blitz on my Iphone before bed.  I have a sensitive disposition to stimuli.  When will I learn?

Four more hours of massaging and I can call it a day.  Then all I have left is tomorrow.  Tomorrow will be my last seven hour shift.  Then I’ll be cruising with five hours shifts from now on.

Your moment of zen.

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2 responses to “My day thus far

  1. Someone googles Stephanie brie lol! What’s up with blow jobs?

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