I just woke up from a lucid dream where I was having sex with John C. Reilly. He’s the big oaf who played opposite Will Farrell in the movie Stepbrothers.
I was really into it…..
Okay, now I obviously have problems. I have big problems, right? What problems would I need to have in order for me to have glorious sex in multiple positions with John C. Reilly and not want to wake up?