This was my Thursday night.
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I was at my poorest about 10 days ago. My car broke down, bills were due, rent was due and I had zero dollars.
So what do I do? I contacted a Groupon sales rep and together him and I decided that I should sell 400 massage coupons. Yes, you heard correctly – 400 massage coupons! There goes my life for the next several weeks. My money problems will be no longer, but now I actually have to work like a human being. I have to get up everyday and go to the office and actually work.
My brain is not functioning. I’m freaking out a bit and feel that I have so much to do – so much! My room is a mess, I havent showered in days, I’m still beat up from labor day weekend even though today is Wednesday.
I have clients calling me that I need to call back and Groupon hasn’t even started yet.
I have to buy more lotion, sheets, face cradle covers – get an hourly day planner instead of the monthly one I have now. So much to do…
I have to get out of bed and shower. Yes, that’s a good start. I’m in trouble arent’ I?
Anyway, I went to Vermont with Amy and Dave this past weekend. It was awesome. Dave and I taken his motorcycle for the leisurely four-hour ride. It was gorgeous. Amy’s log cabin is brand spanking new. It’s made out of pine logs and it still smells like fresh cut pine.
I can’t write, I have too much to do and I can’t focus. I made a YouTube video of Vermont – that should sum up the trip.
I started my evening at this excellent restaurant called the Aquaterra in plainville. I ordered the stuffed tilapia.
Holly had the stuffed tilapia, too. She also agree’s that it’s a very fine dish.
After dinner I decided to impress Holly with my ability to curl my lip like Elvis, wiggle my ears and lift one eyebrow like The Rock. I have a plethora of God-given natural talent.
Showcasing my talents made me very thirsty for beer.
On Saturday after work I went to a party/picnic and drank beer after beer then popped a xanax (not prescribed to me). I don’t normally pop pills, but my judgement was not working and it seemed like a good idea at the time. I was slurring my words and completely zoned out on the front porch by myself. I don’t remember doing that. Since then I’ve been having lapses in memory that have me a bit worried.
Yesterday I went to a Rockcats game.
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When I was six or seven I had a bad experience at my uncle’s softball game. I got hit in the head by a foul ball and was knocked unconscious. I remember waking up in my dad’s arms. Now I have a fear of foul balls.
I drank four or five big cups of bud light and wasn’t paying much attention to the game until my friend shouted, “look out!” I heard the crowd around me muttering warnings. It was like I was in a WWI flash back where all I could hear were bombs going off and choppers over head. I ducked down out of my seat and covered my head trembling. The ball landed in a big thud on my bench not more than 2 feet away from me. I almost died! What’s worse than death would be a tremendously high doctor bill (I don’t have insurance).
I drank every day for the past four days. My memory is shot. On our ride home from the game I kept talking in accents. Particularly the southern accent Billy Bob Thorton used in Sling Blade.
“I’m from south Cheshire. Mmmm Hmmmm.”
I was tired tonight and just wanted to go to sleep, but my 11-year-old niece was bothering me. Here is the footage that she shot. It’s so interesting that you won’t be able to turn away.
I was eating an eggplant parmesan grinder and totally had sauce on my face.
And here’s the poo……
I was soooo tired. There’s more to that video but I guess they can’t go over two minutes. My niece said I looked like Dr. Evil, and then I asked for my camera back. So you really didn’t miss much.
That is my little life.
She never did flush the toilet…